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[achiya1]

בדיחה לא מצחיקה אבל מעניין לדעת אם זה הגיע קודם או הגרסה העברית
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

[PqX]

הנה אחת משעשעת:

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

ניייייס

[Sparkles]

בדיחה לא מצחיקה אבל מעניין לדעת אם זה הגיע קודם או הגרסה העברית
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

לא משהו...
הגרסה העברית הרבה יותר טובה חחח

[achiya1]

בדיחה לא מצחיקה אבל מעניין לדעת אם זה הגיע קודם או הגרסה העברית
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

לא משהו...
הגרסה העברית הרבה יותר טובה חחח

תכלס ..בגלל זה נראלי איזה ישראלי תירגם את זה

[Michaelzy]

מפגש חברים.

> אחת לעשר שנים נהגו כמה חברים מבית-הספר להיפגש כדי לבלות ערב ביחד.

> בהגיעם לגיל 40 הם נפגשו כדי לבלות. מאחר ולא הצליחו להגיע להסכמה הציע אחד מהם: "בואו נלך למסעדת לאון, המלצרית שם סקסית ולובשת תמיד חולצה עם מחשוף מאד נדיב"

ואכן כך היה.

> בחלוף 10 שנים הם שוב נפגשו כדי לחגוג את גיל 50 והחלו להתייעץ היכן ללכת, אך לא הגיעו להסכמה. עד אשר אחד מהם אמר: "בואו נלך למסעדת לאון, האוכל שם מעולה ותפריט היינות עשיר ביותר".

ואכן כך היה.

> 10 שנים מאוחר יותר, עת רצו לחגוג את גיל 60, הם שוב נפגשו והתווכחו היכן לבלות. בהתחלה הם לא הגיעו לידי הסכמה עד שאחד מהם הציע: "בואו נלך למסעדת לאון, שקט שם ולא מעשנים".

ואכן כך היה.

> כעבור 10 שנים, לרגל שנתם ה-70, הם שוב נפגשו והתווכחו לאן ללכת. משלא הגיעו להסכמה הציע אחד מהם: "בואו נלך למסעדת לאון, יש שם מעלית והכנה לכיסאות גלגלים".

ואכן כך היה.

> לאחרונה הם חגגו את גיל 80 והתייעצו לאן ללכת. בתחילה לא הגיעו להסכמה עד שאחד מהם הציע: "בואו נלך למסעדת לאון". ואחר השיב לו: "רעיון מצוין, אף פעם לא היינו שם..."

[ravit]

חחח זה טוב, קיבלתי את זה לפני כמה ימים למייל.

[Murdock]

פאנצ' מפתיע ומשעשע. תודה רבה!

[Tomerrr]

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[Mithrandir]

חביב.

[doc]

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[Pyrophoenix]

I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.

I call it: Windows 98.

---------------------------------------------------

I was speaking to one of my friends today and she said that the smallest penis she had ever seen belonged to a black guy.
So I said to her "Ah, so the stereotype isn't true then?"
To which she responded, "Yeah, it was only about 8 inches."

..fucking slag.

[doc]

חחחח לוצי. הנה עוד אחת:

Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain:
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

לא אישי.

[Pyrophoenix]

נחמד

I was driving along earlier when some cunt smashed into the back of me at 60mph.

I got out of the car and saw that my rear end was smashed to pieces. The smug cunt got out of his 4X4 and shouted, "What the fuck did you brake for?"

So I fell to my knees, pointed at the boot and screamed, "My girlfriend was in the boot, you killed her!"

He look shocked and started trembling. I felt like I'd really wiped the smile off his face, but then he started screaming and crying hysterically. I started to feel a bit bad, so I went to comfort him. I opened the boot and said, "Look mate, I was only joking. You can clearly see, she's been dead weeks, you didn't kill her."

[doc]

חחחחחחח

[Shaul]

בחור אחד נפטר והגיע לגיהנום.
מקבל את פניו שד ומוביל אותו פנימה לתוך שדה אין סופי של גראס, הבחור רץ בטירוף כולו שמח וצועק אני לא מאמין אני לא מאמין, מה לא טוב פה?
עונה השד - אין אש.

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[SnirJa]

רצן פה כמה סבבה =

[doc]

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

[ravit]

חחחח דוק, אחת הטובות

[imshteam]

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

חחחח, חזק ביותר.

[Mithrandir]

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